If I Woke Up Next To You...

Elijah. Twenty. Pennsylvania.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Poet. Dreamer. Secret Keeper.

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bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
sabi-kun:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.



Nothing gets past John Green. Ever.
dressingcold:

Title Fight
Union Transfer
Philadelphia, PA
10/12/13
satansrotisserie:

colourmeinkindnessx:

beingasahoecean:

born-t0-lose:

Neck Deep - A Part Of Me 

Ben’s fapping off to the sunset.


Jesus fucking Christ man ^

I am so funny.
My warped list :3@
A priest at my college: when I was in college we had a dean named Richard Richards. No one like him so we called him Dean Dick Dick

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Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.

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- (via vehxt)

(via shattermydream)

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via orgasm)

digg:

What does the world eat for breakfast? (via Buzzfeed)

(via breakfastwife)

clamjob: